Help me fight Multiple Sclerosis and I'll help you fight low self-esteem!Do you have a hard time getting motivated in the morning? Are you attracted to Rick Santorum? Ever feel like you're about to have a Michael Douglas/"Falling Down" mental break because you hate your job, you secretly pick your nose, your mother picks up more men at bars than you...or maybe you're battling a little bit of self-loathing because you've worn the same pair of underwear 3 days in a row and haven't changed your sheets in 4 months.
Whatever the case, I'm here for you...as long as you're here for the fight against MS! Donate $10 to the 2012 Atlanta MS Walk and I'll send you an incredibly cheesy, yet unbelievably motivational text every morning for an entire month. Every day you'll feel your self-worth soar to galactic heights as you read each of my inspiring texts, knowing that yes, you have what it takes to break-up with your therapist or yes, you are so incredibly brave that today is the day you'll tell your wife you've been having an affair for 11 years, that you're gay, and you and your boyfriend want to move to Iowa and plant corn!
And just think, you're also an amazing, admirable, selfless person because you contributed to our fundraising efforts to fight multiple sclerosis!
So take the first step towards knowing how Oprah feels every day, towards starting that plastic surgery fund for your "broken" nose, towards changing your entire life by clicking here!
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